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| how to tell if something is art |
Posted 2006-06-11 01:15:02 by
Jim Crawford
Time Magazine: “Maybe you've heard of a little guy named Mario? Italian plumber, likes jumping?”
| Me: | You know what would suck? If it turned out Mario hated jumping. |
| Craig: | That's his day job. I mean, you think Gordon Freeman likes crowbarring headcrabs? |
| Me: | No, but he doesn't shout “wahoo!” whilst doing it. |
| Craig: | That's Mario's kiai! After all, you don't think he jumps 20 feet into the air by normal means, do you? |
| Me: | Poor Mario, why must I torture you so! |
| Craig: | That's how you know it's art. |
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